New Year’s Resolutions
One of my tentative resolutions was going to be: “Try to stop changing the lyrics of every song to variations on, ‘Chop, chop, chop! Chop up misogynists!’” But about an hour after midnight, I began reading Men to Avoid in Art and Life by Nicole Tersigni. I looked up from the book, petted a cat, and sang, “Chop up mansplainers/ on New Year’s Day.” (This was shortly after listening to U2 sing “New Year’s Day).
