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Daffodil the Dragon Gets Busy
I haven’t been publishing anything on Medium because of a computer problem, but I’ve definitely been writing. And now my computer is fully functional again, so here it goes.
Daffodil the dragon knows she has work to do during her stay in Psychopathlandia, so she leaves Oregon for… Idaho. She visits the state house, workplace of fascist white supremacist politicians who are forced birthers and have banned abortion in the state and created a health care crisis, including scaring off gynecologists from continuing to try dong their jobs in the shitstate. Idaho now has a shortage of gynecologists. Daffodil turns all those useless and predatory politicians into charred remains.
Daffodil heads down to Amarillo, Texas. She pries open the roof of the courthouse that is the workplace of Pseudo-judge Matthew Cocksmirk, a Dump-appointed Christofascist with no previous experience as a judge. This needledickbugfucker is nonetheless — despite his utter absence of qualifications — a sitting federal judge. Chosen by a sexual predator, fascist, psychopathic wannabe-dictator who started an insurrection and placed thirty percent of the current federal judges on the bench. You can bet they’re all the stuff of nightmares and are not qualified. Daffodil gleefully sets the needledickbugfucker Matthew Cocksmirk on fire.